﻿I ain’t saying it ain’t or ‘tisn’t but if that Los Angeles fruitcake for president’s birthday weighs 250 pounds then that actress sitting alongside it weighs 1.850 pounds. One of those is loaded with pewter—or the newspaper was over-enthusiastic if not an outright first-rate liar. 

Two Frenchmen Fight a Duel—nobody hurt. Deputy Andre Hesse and John Beineix, a lawyer, engaged in mortal combat with pistols—four shots echoed through the empty football stadium and equally empty skulls without result. 
Both fired twice. (Big help they should be in case of war—wasting the nations powder and ball.) I respectfully suggest they fight all over again and use broomsticks. 

Americana and Vagadespondia: 
Roosevelt, G-M is 52 today. (above or below?) Here (N. Y. C.) it’s zero—and Zero Marx lives in Harlem. (G-M stands for gen-Manager).—Arthur Brisbane tells us EXACTLY how fast sound travels. Now I don’t doubt Art’s word a goshshang bit but I would like to ask